🐒 Twisted Monkey Garage

Emergency Worker & NHS Staff Home Breakdown Plan — £2.99/month

You look after everyone else. This is the plan that looks after you.

For just £2.99 a month, Burton’s emergency workers and NHS staff get priority home breakdown cover designed to stop car trouble ruining your shift, your commute, or your finish time.

This page explains exactly what’s included, what isn’t, and how it works — no small print, no corporate waffle.

🟢 What’s Included (Full Cover)

1. Home Breakdown Attendance

If your car won’t start at home — driveway, street, or allocated parking — we come out to you.

2. Place of Work Car Park Attendance

If your car dies at your workplace car park (NHS or emergency services), we attend there too.

3. Full Diagnostic Check on Site

Proper diagnostics — not a quick look. We test, inspect, plug in, and explain exactly what’s wrong.

4. Free On‑the‑Spot Fixes (Where Possible)

If the fault can be repaired immediately with the tools and supplies we carry, we fix it for free on the spot.

Common free fixes include:

• Loose connections

• Blown fuses

• Sensor resets

• Minor electrical faults

• Split hoses

• Simple non‑parts repairs

If it’s fixable right there, you don’t pay a penny.

5. Priority Repairs (No Workshop Needed)

If your car needs parts or a longer repair, you get:

• Priority repair slots

• A clear quote

• Discounted parts and labour

• No diagnostic fee

You get looked after first.

6. Unlimited Callouts

Use it as many times as you need. No limits, no excess, no per‑callout charge.

🔴 What’s NOT Included (Important)

This plan is not a full roadside recovery service. It’s designed for parked vehicles only.

❌ No Roadside Recovery

If your car breaks down while driving, this plan does not cover roadside attendance.

❌ No Towing / Recovery Transport

We do not tow or transport vehicles under this plan.

❌ No Parts Included

Parts are not included — but you get discounted parts and labour if repairs are needed.

❌ No Off‑Road / Unsafe Locations

We only attend:

• Home

• Workplace

• Safe, accessible parking areas

❌ No Commercial Vehicles

This plan is for personal-use cars only.

❌ No Agency Staff

Only directly employed NHS and emergency workers are eligible.

❌ No Clutches, Timing Belts/Chains, or Head Gaskets

These are major internal repairs and not covered under this plan. They’re not suitable for mobile mechanics and require specialist workshop facilities.

🟡 Who Can Join?

This plan is exclusively for:

• NHS staff

• Paramedics

• Fire service

• Police

• Burton Hospital employees

• Emergency service workers

If you work directly for NHS or emergency services, you qualify.

🟢 Why This Plan Exists

Because your job is stressful enough without your car deciding to ruin your shift.

This plan gives you:

• Peace of mind

• Priority support

• A real mechanic who actually turns up

• A price cheaper than a vending machine coffee

And it helps us support the people who keep Burton running.

🧭 How It Works (Step-by-Step)

1. You sign up online

2. Your membership activates instantly

3. If your car won’t start at home or work, you call us

4. We attend, diagnose, and fix where possible — free if it’s an on‑the‑spot fix

5. If parts are needed, you get priority repairs at a discounted rate

6. You stay covered every month for £2.99

Simple, predictable, reliable.

📝 Before You Sign Up — Read This Bit

This plan is perfect if you want:

• Peace of mind

• Fast help at home or work

• Proper diagnostics

• Priority repairs

• Discounted parts & labour

This plan is not for you if you want:

• Roadside recovery

• Towing

• National breakdown cover

• Parts included

• Major internal repairs (clutches, timing belts/chains, head gaskets)

If you understand the difference, you’ll love this plan.

🔗 Ready to Join?

Click the link below to subscribe!