🦍 What Our Customers Say (And Why They’re Going Bananas for Us)
At Twisted Monkey Garage, we don’t do boring ★★★★★ reviews. We do 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 5‑Banana Reviews — because stars are for garages, and bananas are for monkeys.
Here’s what real customers across Burton, Swadlincote, Derby and beyond have to say about our service.
🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌 Recent 5‑Banana Reviews
Andrew — Burton upon Trent
“Mark is without a doubt an excellent mechanic. He diagnosed the issue quickly, explained everything clearly, and had me back on the road in no time. Honest, reliable, and genuinely cares about doing a proper job.”
Sarah — Swadlincote
“Fantastic service! Came to my house, sorted the problem, and didn’t try to upsell anything. So refreshing to find a mechanic who’s straight with you. Highly recommend.”
James — Derby
“Top bloke. Turned up on time, found the fault fast, and fixed it for a great price. Saved me the hassle of getting the car to a garage. Will definitely use again.”
Lisa — Nottingham
“Professional, friendly, and really knows his stuff. Mark explained everything in simple terms and made me feel completely at ease. Brilliant service.”
Tom — Leicester
“After being messed around by a garage, I called Mark. Best decision I made. He came to my workplace, fixed the issue, and charged exactly what he quoted. Absolute legend.”
🦍 Why People Go Bananas for Twisted Monkey Garage
🍌 Honest, transparent pricing
🍌 No upselling or hidden fees
🍌 Professional diagnostics
🍌 25+ years experience
🍌 We come to you — home or work
🍌 5‑Banana service across the Midlands
🍌 Friendly, down‑to‑earth, no‑nonsense approach
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