Twisted Monkey garage Service Plan
The Only Car Service Subscription in Burton That Actually Saves You Money
You waited. You watched the countdown. You clicked the link the second it went live — and that already puts you ahead of the pack.
The Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan is now officially open, and if you’re reading this, you’re early enough to grab one of the 150 membership slots before they disappear. I didn’t reveal the details on Facebook for a reason — this is for the people who show up, not the ones who scroll past.
This is the first and only service plan of its kind in Burton‑on‑Trent and Swadlincote: a full‑coverage, no‑nonsense, money‑saving subscription run by a real mechanic, not a dealership sales rep.
🦍 What’s Included in the Twisted Monkey Garage Service Plan
Two Full Services
Proper full services at 6 months and 18 months — quality parts, full inspection, no shortcuts, no “interim” rubbish.
Two MOTs with Collection & Delivery
I pick your car up, take it for its MOT, and bring it back. No taxis. No waiting rooms. No hassle.
Unlimited Diagnostics
Warning lights? Strange noises? Something feels off? I plug it in, check it over, and tell you exactly what’s going on — free, every time.
48‑Hour Priority Booking
Members jump the queue. You call — I guarantee a slot within 48 hours.
Free Emergency Safety Checks
For genuine safety issues: brakes, steering, non‑starters, knocks, bangs, anything that makes the car unsafe.
10% Off All Repair Labour
Every repair. Every job. Every time. No exceptions.
After‑Hours Availability Until 9PM
Because breakdowns don’t care about business hours.
💷 Why This Plan Is a No‑Brainer
Most people spend £650–£900+ over two years on servicing, MOTs, diagnostics, and repairs.
Your cost? £23.99 per month. Total: £575.76.
You’re saving money before you even factor in:
Free diagnostics
Free emergency checks
Priority booking
After‑hours access
Labour discounts
Collection & delivery MOTs
This isn’t a gimmick. It’s a genuine value‑stacked membership designed to make car ownership easier, cheaper, and stress‑free.
🚗 Who This Plan Is Perfect For
Busy people who don’t have time for garages
Parents who need reliable transport
Commuters who can’t afford downtime
Anyone who hates dealership upselling
Drivers who want a mechanic they trust
People who want predictable car costs
If you rely on your car, this plan pays for itself.
🔒 Only 150 Memberships Available
This isn’t unlimited. This isn’t “sign up whenever.” This is capped at 150 members so I can guarantee the service level.
Once the slots are gone, they’re gone.
⚙️ How to Join
Click the button below, scroll to the bottom of the booking form, select the service plan subscription, fill in your details, and secure your membership before someone else grabs your spot.
Click HERE to read all the terms and conditions for the subscription.